If no one looks too closely, you might get away with this approach. Buy a Spirograph (my set is shown above), select some wheels, and start drawing. Then add a headline and some informational-looking labels. You’ve created an image that looks something like a real data display, and it might even be the equal of some of them, in terms of being informative.
You can always use the same image for something else, and finish work early. With any luck, no one will ever notice.
An online generator: http://nathanfriend.io/inspirograph/
I recently received this diecast anniversary souvenir version as a gift. No need for data viz software. Here I come!